Question Bank

Sense of Humor

1. If you like making jokes or be funny, is it important to you that your partner gets your sense of humor and appreciates your effort to make him/her laugh or smile?

  • Yes, it is very important to me.
  • It is preferred.
  • It is not important at all.
  • Being funny is not in my repertoire.

2. Which animated comedy show would you rather watch?

  • Archer
  • Family Guy
  • South Park
  • Futurama

3. Which comedy show would you rather watch?

  • The Big Bang Theory
  • Friends
  • The Office
  • Modern Family

4. Which one of these famous comedies do you find the funniest?

  • Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
  • Dumb and Dumber
  • Napoleon Dynamite
  • American Pie

5. Do you find it funny (usually in a video) when a person gets hurt?

  • Yes, most of the time.
  • Sometimes, when it is the result of their stupidity.
  • No, usually not.

6. Which kind of joke that you found funny will you most likely tell your partner?

  • Knock Knock joke
  • Blonde joke
  • Ethnic joke
  • Political joke

7. Which answer to the Why did the chicken cross the road? joke do you find the funniest?

  • To get to the other side.
  • To prove he wasn’t chicken.
  • To get out of Kentucky.
  • Because he was free range.

8. Which one of the four ‘Blonde’ jokes below do you find the funniest?

  • What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.
  • What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.
  • What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?"
  • What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.

9. What is the worst pick up line out of the four below?

  • Am I cute, or do you need another drink?
  • Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
  • Girl, are you tired? Cause you’ve been running through my mind all day.
  • If I received a nickel every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

10. Which funny video would you rather watch?

  • Video involving adults
  • Video involving children
  • Video involving animals

11. Which ending of the Yo mama’s so fat…joke do you find the funniest?

  • …she uses bacon as a band-aid.
  • …she’s gotta iron her pants in the driveway.
  • …she got baptized at Sea World.
  • …people exercise by jogging around her.

12. Which ending do you find the funniest? My wife’s cooking is so bad that…

  • …we usually pray after our food.
  • …I only invite friends for dinner when they want to get married.
  • … I find bones in my toast.
  • …I can’t distinguish between her meatloaf and her apple pie.

13. A comedy with which leading actor would you rather watch?

  • Adam Sandler
  • Jim Carrey
  • Ben Stiller
  • Eddie Murphey

14. A comedy with which leading actor would you rather watch?

  • Martin Lawrence
  • Steve Carell
  • Will Ferrell
  • Bill Murray

15. A comedy with which leading actress would you rather watch?

  • Sandra Bullock
  • Melissa McCarthy
  • Tina Fey
  • Jennifer Anniston

16. Do you appreciate dark/black humor?

  • Yes, when it's witty.
  • Yes, when the joke contributes to the conversation.
  • No, I find dark/black humor unacceptable.